i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

More gentle youths from @spacefuneral's tags

Lila: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Klaus: You’re an American treasure.

Miles finally got an explanation on what comic con is.

Sorry if I talk too much about so many different things at the same time I just have a lot of different thoughts in rapid succession/at the same time

More ATSV as pinterest memes!

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

If you're not a turk it's not even really your business so......

But I got a date waiting for me in Constantinople 😫😩

It’s fine, she’ll be waiting in Istanbul!

Why they’d change it 🤨?!

I...can't say....

people just liked it better that way!

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️